oakley, jacob riely

[jacob riley oakley]

Jacob Riley Oakley

IM HELL ON HEELS
SAY WHAT YOU WILL, I DONE MADE THE DEVIL A DEAL

FULL NAME: Jacob Riley Oakley
NICKNAMES: JR, call him Jake and you've made an enemy!
AGE: Twenty
MEMBER GROUP: Elite
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: straight
OCCUPATION: mooches off his folks
PLAYBY: Zac Efron

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HE MADE ME PRETTY
HE MADE ME SMART, IM GONNA BREAK A MILLION HEARTS

Everyone has his misconception that the middle child has it easy. That is so not freaking true!! You end up compared to the success of your older siblings and that you have to be the role model for the younger ones, at least that's how it was in my family. Oh who am I you ask? Perhaps you've heard of the Oakley family, you know the well know family who sends out the annual Christmas card with everyone in smiles as if nothing is wrong! That is just a joke in itself!

I suppose I should talk more about me instead of the zoo I call my family. I was born one hot August night and I still am living that down, as if I could do anything about the weather! From the moment I was always being compared to Joshua. "Joshua got all A's!" or "Joshua lettered in football!" or some bullshit like that! If I ever did something great it was met with "Oh that's nice." Now to add salt and lemon juice to already gaping wound, the devil child known as Damien came along 2 years after me.

Now suddenly I had to become the role model for him! I wasn't good enough as Joshua but I had to be perfect for Damien! I swear there were days I could have emptied every bottle of booze we had in the house. Now it was all that bad, I mean I had one rule "Do as I say not as I do" and also if something got broken, I could blame Damien. Was it mean-spirited and cruel? Sure it was but hell I had fun!

My love life has been interesting to say the least. I never had a steady girlfriend because I think girls are only good for one thing only. Once you're done with them, toss 'em aside and move on to the next thing. Now there is one girl I wouldn't mind having more time with, promise me you won't say anything! I want my brother Joshua's fiancee! She is mmm so freaking hot!! I just need a plan to get her away from him.

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IM HELL ON HEELS
BABY AND IM COMING FOR YOU ---

ALIAS: Les
AGE: forty-one
TIMEZONE: Mountain time zone
OTHER CHARACTERS: none